Tough Teacher

Had to repost this!!! Joke from an email~

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.  It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.  Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!

Facebook Madness

I must have been stressed out when I wrote in reply with this on my friend's Facebook wall....
Kinda reminds me of DOS.

LOL...

The Wall Post:
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Welcome, User "ProfA"

File "load of hugssss" Selected for Download
Initializing sequence.....Please do not press any key.
.....Downloading 51%
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Download 100% Complete.

Select action for File "load of hugssss". [1] Unzip [2] Reboot [3]Delete
[1] selected. Running Command....Please do not press any key.

Unzipping Files from File "load of hugssss".....Please do not press any key.
File "Hug1" Extracted Successfully
File "Hug2" Extracted Successfully
File "Hug3" Extracted Successfully
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File "Hug100" Extracted Successfully

File "Thank youx100" selected.
Zipping File "Thank youx100"
File"Hugx1000" selected.
Zipping File "Hugx1000"

Select action for Files "Thank youx100" and"Hugx1000"
[1] Send [2] Add files [3] Unzip [4] Delete 1 file [5] Delete multiple files

[1] selected. Running Command....Please do not press any key.
User: ProfM

Confirm send to User "ProfM"? [1] No [2] Yes

[2] selected. Running Command....Please do not press any key.
Sending Files.....Please do not press any key.

Files sent to User "ProfM"

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